AKA Neon
Me: Man, what if someone was given the "What is it that you wish for? I will grant you any wish. In exchange..." thing and they wished
Me: "I want to live a long life with you"
Chance: Imagin: ....FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
Me: Hahahaha
Chance: actually if I was the Imagin: Well you've lived longer compared to some SO: DONE!!
Chance: "I wish to get a really good blow job!"
Me: "From a time genie!"
Chance: Imagin: .....*turns self into dust*
ryulongd:

I wasn’t lying.

I am jealous…

ryulongd:

I wasn’t lying.

I am jealous…

nerdaliztix:

kaisamms:

ask-nova-kildozer:

ask-brownie-hooves:

iwillowwisp:

If I saw ANY of these things IRL, I’d (in order):

1. Shit myself

2. Stare in awe

3. Run like the wind after it looks at me

Nope

Face them with my head held high.

oh god-gorgeoussssssss

beauties

inexchangeforyoursoul:

“Pluto is interesting because it’s fixed on its moon, Charon, and they rotate around each other, constantly staring at each other affectionately, which is kind of a beautiful metaphor but I think that’s one of the reasons why it was demoted. Because I think now to be a proper planet you have to command the authority of others and because the moon and Pluto are sort of existentially attached as equals neither of them can be considered a planet. [Pauses] Sad, but true.”

Sufjan Stevens on why Pluto had to be a dwarf

(foxandfayvel)

#For never was there a tale of more planetary woe / #Than this of moon Charon and her beloved Pluto.

(via sleepwalkingthroughwakinglife)

umbritis:

lychgate:

NO MORE AFTER THIS

IM DONE.

i’M CRY

I’m dead. you killed me

blatherpuss:

aintasuperhero:

pettyartist:

ianbrooks:

Japanese Woodblock Gaming Art by Jed Henry

Jed’s Nintendo Samurai series brings the futuristic robo-suited duo of Samus Aran and Mega Man back to feudal Japan for some serious Budō

Artist: tumblr

UNg look at those DESIGNS.

holy shit that samus

I would love to have these on my walls!

shil4thebueno:

nutellaavenger:

coffeespook:

slamerz:

Amazing cosplay

Well, that’s the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

this made me smile

everyone else can go home

shil4thebueno:

nutellaavenger:

coffeespook:

slamerz:

Amazing cosplay

Well, that’s the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

this made me smile

everyone else can go home

sleepyhugs:

lychgate:

okay no im done i swear

I can’t stop laughing holy shit